the silly season is upon us again. MMT finally managed to attend a bunch ride with the Bicycle Network this morning. Unfortunately it was only 3 laps around Albert Park Lake. As you may have noticed it rained very heavily in morning. So much so that when MMT took off his shoes, two large puddles of water drained out. As always a picture tells a story of a thousand words.
Hopefully won’t be like that tomorrow. MMT is only 15km short of achieving 7500km for the year and achieving his annual target.
This blog will be the 3rd and final instalment of MMT’s angry rant series. MMT can’t possibly maintain the rage for longer than a week, well not without really hurting someone 😉 So this angry rant is dedicated to the dickhead who nicked my Sttoke reusable coffee cup at work. For those of you that are unfamiliar with this astonishingly good and seemingly unbreakable cup, this is what they look like.
To the thief who heisted MMT’s cup – May you, your children and their children be cursed to drink appalling US-style coffee for the rest of their lives.
MMT, replaced his black Sttoke with white one and wrote his fucking name and mobile phone number on it. May be that will discourage further thievery.
This blog will be part 2 in a 3 part series in what MMT is now calling his Angry Rant series. MMT was going to write about the theft of hisbeloved black, Sttoke coffee cup. That will now be part 3. However a close encounter with another bogan dickhead in a ute, this morning, left MMT fuming and now a few hours later somewhat amused.
MMT was cruising past Elwood Beach at about 6:45am when some bogan dickhead rolled down the passenger side window of a white flat bed ute to scream “Get off the road!!”. MMT gave the bogan dickhead the middle finger and continued on his way. About 5 minutes later, the bogan dickhead passes me again with the same ridiculous outburst. This time MMT is prepared with an iphone handy. The bogan dickhead ute has been stopped by traffic lights on St Kilda Road. MMT catches up and starts taking photos.
As you the reader can see, MMT snapped the licence plate, YBM 890, the make of the ute, Mitsubishi Triton and a good close up of this loser covering his face. If that’s not a sign of guilt, then MMT is not sure what else would be more damning. May be video evidence would do the trick. My guess this bogan may have had a ‘oh shit’ moment, where suddenly something that must have been amusing to him, has suddenly become something with potentially nasty consequences. MMT wonders if this P-plate driver doesn’t have some ‘form’ or ‘priors’.
Stiil, it Just goes to show the civilising power of a mobile phone with a camera, can level the playing field. If there had been less traffic around MMT would have stopped and taken further photos. Not so chipper now Mr Bogan Dickhead, are you?? Oh well. So the question is what to do with this ‘smoking gun’ other than naming and shaming in this blog.
Either way I offer a heartfelt ‘Vaffanculo!!!’ with the appropriate hand gesture to this bogan dickhead.
MMT has been back 10 days in Melbourne and already the heady days of #Iloveholidays are over. In his jet-lagged state of foreboding, MMT has taken solace in the ready availability of world-class coffee. The Spanish seem to relish the taste of UHT long life milk. MMT wonders if its exclusively used in cafes in that country. In MMT’s opinion, using that kind of milk makes coffee undrinkable. Yup, MMT is a coffee snob and bike snob 😉
So on his way to a near by coffee shop, MMT spied this horrible sight. MMT had to look twice to sense-check his reality. After all, who in their right mind, in Australia, would have a bumper sticker supporting the current American President. I’ve left the licence plate in the photo as a form of ‘name and shame’.
MMT very nearly keyed this car out of spite and protest. The only thing holding back that act of protest/vandalism was the thought that just may be this was some weird, deeply ironic joke. Either way, MMT was very, very conflicted at the sight of something so idiotic. Its not like Australia has a shortage of political idiots. One only has to look at the most recent coup d’etat against the previous PM Malcolm Turnbull, to see how many of them are present in the Australian Liberal Party.
MMT digresses, the coffee was good and MMT was able to re-direct his rage to this blog.